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Episode the First
The Human Chord – Prepare to be smacked fulla funk by the awesome adventures of The Human Chord. A musical superhero.
The Mambo – “You’re the worst doctor ever!”
Episode the Second
Aliens – A duo of libertarian ranchers find a crashed flying saucer on the range. What to do?
The Journalists Find a Computer – Alex, David, and David explore the island’s mysterious jungles and uncover equally mysterious ruins.
Episode the Third
Villainous Luncheon – A lunchtime meeting of VITRIOL, or the Villains’ International Tribunal of Really Insidious Operations and Lies, discussing evil plans.
Minions – An award-winning documentary by the late Clive Vanderhaus of QXJ News, examining the true life stories of minions for a megalomaniacal genius. See Are You Expendable? for a film documentary on another evil organization, A.R.A.C.H.N.I.D.
Episode the Fourth
Bears – A vintage commercial for the greatest animal on earth.
Combination Iron/Rolling Pin – A vintage commercial for the greatest kitchen appliance on earth.
Communist Detector – A vintage commercial for the greatest personal homeland security system on earth.
I Love Island Trek – I love islands, and islands love me! A classic television show.
Episode the Fifth
The Human Chord Episode II – The massive musical musical might of the Human Chord returns. This time, the Chord and Soundtrack face Appoggiatura, Queen of Pop.
Episode the Sixth
Montana Morris – World-renowned paleontologist, ace fighter pilot, and champion middleweight curler Montana Morris fights Nazis as they try to raise an army of undead dinosaurs.
Episode the Seventh
Alex Meets Dinosaurs – Alex ventures out into the jungle to find the Island’s mysterious dinosaurs, and gets a little more than she bargained for.
Ship of Science – Ben Franklin, Isaac Newton, Stephen Hawking, Pythagoras, Mary Curie, Charles Darwin, Leonardo da Vinci, and Albert Einstein form history’s most notorious pirate crew. Aboard their sturdy science vessel – The Black Proton – the scientist pirates search for the fabled treasure of The Theory of Everything.
Episode the Eighth
Mr. Jeffries’ Locality – Yet another shining example of Newsworthy Ghost Island’s educational programming for younger listeners. Join Mr. Jeffries in his living room, then take a magical journey on the River of Dreams to the Land of Implausibility.
“The Sharing Song” – Sung by the Snuffets in the Land of Implausibility. Sharing can be fun!
Episode The Ninth
The Curious Adventure Of The Talcum Spot – An adventure featuring the Great Undead Detective, Merlock Bones. Bones and his new assistant Fenris MacDougal uncover a devious murder plot, all centered around a mysterious, powdery deposit.
The Andean Wombat – Artemis St. Claire, the hottest private investigator in history, uses her unique deductive sense (read: foxy wiles) to solve the theft of a strange little statue.
Episode The Tenth
Cowboy Book Club – Gather round the ol’ coffee pot with the finest literary critics in the West: Dusty, Lefty, and Clyde. They discuss various 18th-century British authors, and how fine some of the ladies were.
Cowboy Cryptozoologists -Say hello once more to Moira, Leroy, and Curtis, the intrepid ranchers who encountered aliens oh-so-long ago. The trio deals with a mysteeeerious cattle rustler. A very mysterious cattle rustler.
Episode The Eleventh
The Season Finale – this is the tape we left for the gnomes to play just before the Monsoon Season hit. We have too many adventures to count, but trust me when I say that it is incredible. You will laugh. You will cry. You will gnash your teeth with wonderment. The finale.
Episode The Twelfth
The Monsoon Season Chronicles Opener: The Caves – David, David, and Alex wander in the cave system beneath the Island.
Episode The Thirteenth
The Monsoon Season Chronicles, Part 2: In The Land of Fire and Sand – The Trio meets new people, see new places, and understand the meaning of “pressganged labor”. Also, there are burlap sacks.
Spiderbat – He is vengeance. He is the night, or at the very least, very late afternoon. By day, Derek Powers works for a small record label in Milwaukee, but by night he is Spiderbat, caped crusader and protector of the small.
Episode The Fourteenth
The Monsoon Season Chronicles, Part 3: The Journey To Fiskland – The Trio and a newfound friend venture to the strange and furry country of Fiskland, where they are greeted by the enormously muscled and gentle Rölf.
Legendary Squink Adventures 2: Sailor Opportunity! – A fairly well-translated game, ported from the original Japanese. Squink, the brave Boy Adventurer, and his floaty fish-sprite Puffu have many experiential escapades in Pirate Lagoon Town.
Episode The Fifteenth
Montana Morris and The Pickaxe of Fate – Manful paleontological ace Montana Morris and his canine sidekick Jenssen fight Shaolin monks and huge buckets of ghee in a remote section of the Himalayas.
Episode The Sixteenth
The Monsoon Season Chronicles, Part 4: An Exquisite Performance – Rölf, the Journalists, Brian, and the whole crew journey to a grand performance aboard the mighty sky-barque of HILDEGARDE THE VALKYRIE. Hilarity ensues.
The Twin Nations – Hildegarde’s tribute song to Fiskland and Mooseland
Make Them Die – Hildegarde’s completely metaphorical song about perestroika