Newsworthy Ghost Island


“Hunting here has become too scarce!” by David
November 17, 2007, 4:53 pm
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In this show:

* No Alex this week. She has the typhus. Boo.

* The boys talk video games, and wax nostalgically about old-timey (to think of it!) adventure games.

* The journalists discuss the far-reaching implications of the Writers’ Guild strike, and how it’s created a very unfortunate Film Drought.

* But film production continues! Reginald builds up the courage to contact the Internet to show us trailers for the aforementioned upcoming Film Drought productions.

* We receive a cryyyyptic letter from the Queene Of The Faeries.

* Is Jimmy Buffet yacht-rock? You decide.

* And hey. Happy Thanksgiving. Give someone you love a hug.

Listen to it here:

Episode The Twentieth



“Yeah, they’re… they’re poisonous. Fish live in ’em.” by David
November 3, 2007, 4:44 pm
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In this show:

* David poses as Giacomo Puccini and tells terrible jokes.  Dave doesn’t know what an enema is.

* We sing woe for Steve Marriott, who died in a fire.

*  What is the sound of one hand clapping?  Is it really a smack to the face?

*  Alex informs us how she acquired her abs of mithril.

*  David talks about Ska, and Dave makes crazy fifth-wave noises.

* Then we are visited by gnomes!  Hooray for gnomes and their lovely biochemical ingenuity.

* Part six of THE MONSOON SEASON.  (Ooo.)

Check it out here:

Episode The Nineteenth!



“Don’t judge me; it’s my birthday suit.” by David
October 27, 2007, 1:42 pm
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OooOooo.

It’s our Very Special Spookytime Episode in anticipatory celebration of Hallowe’en (YES.)! This week, we treat you to something completely new, viz. GHOSTS! (OOO.)

That’s right, folks. In this show:

* Extra-Spooky goodness! We discuss our costumes, and Dave BB and Alex guess at David’s secret costume.

* David tortures the other journalists by singing Styx. He does not regret this in the slightest.

* We are visited by two surprise ghosts! Yay for ghosts. (There is a ghostly wager and a pretty sweet story. Moonmen.)

* We play pretty sweet music.

Episode the Eighteenth



“No zombies.” by David
October 20, 2007, 1:27 pm
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In this episode:

* David attempts to convert the nation to boy-liking-other-boy-ness (and threatens potential violence against Bill O’Reilly if Bill comes near his mother)

* We talk about electricity, and burning elephants.

* … Alex and Dave use their Cosby voices

* David references Dinosaur Comics. Again.

But, most importantly:

* WE RECEIVE A MISSIVE FROM SCRUFF MCGRUFF, GOD OF JUSTICE.

Check it out.

 Episode The Seventeenth.



Plastromancy and squeaky cheese. by David
October 13, 2007, 7:28 pm
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Hey, hey, hey!

What’s the difference between a parallel-Earth development and a perpendicular-Earth development? … You tell me! I have no clue.

In this show:

* Alex has a lil’ sumthin’-sumthin’.

* … Andrew Ceglia. That … that is all. (Yes, he does, in fact, rock very hard.)

* Alex fabricates cheese curds out of coconut milk

* David R practices the arcane art of plastromancy

* David BB develops experimental organs

* we are awkwardly 13 years old again, and then Alex does a Bill Cosby impression

* Part four of the MONSOON SEASON chronicles

* Alex and DR break, irrepressibly, into song once more.

So listen to the show. YAAAR.

Episode The Sixteenth



Alex thinks The Redwalls smell good. by David
October 6, 2007, 12:58 pm
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Bowie.

… Honestly, that was all I wanted to write, was “BOWAY”.

In this episode:

* Where do bobcats fit on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness?

* David needs kelp. Psychiatric kelp.

* We can haz vinyl? The answer, I think, is a resounding HELLS YEAH.

* And Montana Morris. He’s all up on our show, too.

You should hear it. You should hear it here.

Episode The Fifteenth

…Buy war bonds.



“I’m huge!” by David
September 29, 2007, 1:01 pm
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Whoo, and hello!  What a wacky, crazy show.  I mean, honestly, can you get much wackier?  Or much crazier?  We’re reunited, I’m back from the dino clearing, and I’m rip-roaring ready to talk … about shampoo.

If we started a band, what would you name us?  Send an email.  Seriously.

In this show:

* We discuss Venn Diagrams and conditioner. (How much wackier can a fella get?  I ask you.)

* Part III of THE MONSOON SEASON

* We play music that is both raucous and energizing.

* The Ghost of Video Games Past comes to tell us some of his delightful boy-hero exploits!

Episode The Fourteenth

Check it out.

-D