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In this show:
* No Alex this week. She has the typhus. Boo.
* The boys talk video games, and wax nostalgically about old-timey (to think of it!) adventure games.
* The journalists discuss the far-reaching implications of the Writers’ Guild strike, and how it’s created a very unfortunate Film Drought.
* But film production continues! Reginald builds up the courage to contact the Internet to show us trailers for the aforementioned upcoming Film Drought productions.
* We receive a cryyyyptic letter from the Queene Of The Faeries.
* Is Jimmy Buffet yacht-rock? You decide.
* And hey. Happy Thanksgiving. Give someone you love a hug.
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In this show:
* David poses as Giacomo Puccini and tells terrible jokes. Dave doesn’t know what an enema is.
* We sing woe for Steve Marriott, who died in a fire.
* What is the sound of one hand clapping? Is it really a smack to the face?
* Alex informs us how she acquired her abs of mithril.
* David talks about Ska, and Dave makes crazy fifth-wave noises.
* Then we are visited by gnomes! Hooray for gnomes and their lovely biochemical ingenuity.
* Part six of THE MONSOON SEASON. (Ooo.)
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OooOooo.
It’s our Very Special Spookytime Episode in anticipatory celebration of Hallowe’en (YES.)! This week, we treat you to something completely new, viz. GHOSTS! (OOO.)
That’s right, folks. In this show:
* Extra-Spooky goodness! We discuss our costumes, and Dave BB and Alex guess at David’s secret costume.
* David tortures the other journalists by singing Styx. He does not regret this in the slightest.
* We are visited by two surprise ghosts! Yay for ghosts. (There is a ghostly wager and a pretty sweet story. Moonmen.)
* We play pretty sweet music.
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In this episode:
* David attempts to convert the nation to boy-liking-other-boy-ness (and threatens potential violence against Bill O’Reilly if Bill comes near his mother)
* We talk about electricity, and burning elephants.
* … Alex and Dave use their Cosby voices
* David references Dinosaur Comics. Again.
But, most importantly:
* WE RECEIVE A MISSIVE FROM SCRUFF MCGRUFF, GOD OF JUSTICE.
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Hey, hey, hey!
What’s the difference between a parallel-Earth development and a perpendicular-Earth development? … You tell me! I have no clue.
In this show:
* Alex has a lil’ sumthin’-sumthin’.
* … Andrew Ceglia. That … that is all. (Yes, he does, in fact, rock very hard.)
* Alex fabricates cheese curds out of coconut milk
* David R practices the arcane art of plastromancy
* David BB develops experimental organs
* we are awkwardly 13 years old again, and then Alex does a Bill Cosby impression
* Part four of the MONSOON SEASON chronicles
* Alex and DR break, irrepressibly, into song once more.
So listen to the show. YAAAR.
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Bowie.
… Honestly, that was all I wanted to write, was “BOWAY”.
In this episode:
* Where do bobcats fit on the Mohs scale of mineral hardness?
* David needs kelp. Psychiatric kelp.
* We can haz vinyl? The answer, I think, is a resounding HELLS YEAH.
* And Montana Morris. He’s all up on our show, too.
You should hear it. You should hear it here.
…Buy war bonds.
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Whoo, and hello! What a wacky, crazy show. I mean, honestly, can you get much wackier? Or much crazier? We’re reunited, I’m back from the dino clearing, and I’m rip-roaring ready to talk … about shampoo.
If we started a band, what would you name us? Send an email. Seriously.
In this show:
* We discuss Venn Diagrams and conditioner. (How much wackier can a fella get? I ask you.)
* Part III of THE MONSOON SEASON
* We play music that is both raucous and energizing.
* The Ghost of Video Games Past comes to tell us some of his delightful boy-hero exploits!
Check it out.
-D
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Hey. It’s David. I’m typing this up on Reginald over in the Dinosaur Pirate Clearing, taking care of Louis, the Dinosaur’s pet gerbil. He’s a lovable little terror. I’m gerbil-sitting right now, so I couldn’t be a part of the show this week. But Dave and Alex have put together a great show, despite my absence.
In this show:
* We recount another tale of the MONSOON SEASON CHRONICLES.
* Dave and Alex discuss the idea of time travel within the constricts of Einsteinian physics.
* We hear the story of the mighty Spiderbat, caped protector of the city of Milwaukee.
* We play awesome music.
* David R is not present.
-D
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Yes, folks! Yes indeed, it’s true. Another riveting season of NEWSWORTHY GHOST ISLAND has begun, and you lucky sons-of-guns are here to reap the internetly benefits! Oh yes, oh yes you are.
In this episode:
* we begin to recount the epic tale of our summer’s adventures
* we welcome the Ghost Of Television Past into our studio yet again
* David discusses the Xanatos Gambit
* and we listen to sweet music
Honestly, how can you lose?
-D
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this is the last episode of the season, unfortunately, and this week, the humans are not here – pretty soon, we’ll be out of here, too – the storm is getting worse.
we, the select gnomish djs of gnewsworthy ghost island, are subbing for Alex and the davids this week. it is an unfortunate aspect of our physiognomy – or physiognomey – that we cannot see across the entire keyboard at once, nor can we reach than a few keys in the vicinity of the shift bar simultaneously. thus, only a few letters may be capitalized, and for this we apologize. Also, no exclamation points.
in this episode, we attempt a gnoble endeavor – to satisfy the listeners as well as the humans can. on this week’s podcast…
- fabulous gnome banter. we ponder the ungnowable, and question issues of gnationalism regarding hobbits.
- we listen to fabulous gnomish music. yes.
- we play the journalists’ tape, which details why they aren’t here this week, and won’t be for some time.
yours most sincerely,
gnorman, gnatalie, and gned, the gnomes.
